Bliss Carman, et al., eds. The World’s Best Poetry. 1904.
Volume IX. Tragedy: Humor
Introductory Essay | ||
The Old Case of Poetry in a New Court by Francis Barton Gummere (1855–1919) | ||
Poems of Tragedy | ||
I. Greece | ||
Iphigeneia and Agamemnon by Walter Savage Landor (1775–1864) | ||
The Sacrifice of Polyxena by Euripides (c. 480–406 B.C.) | ||
Parrhasius by Nathaniel Parker Willis (1806–1867) | ||
II. Rome | ||
Lucius Junius Brutus over the Body of Lucretia by John Howard Payne (1791–1852) | ||
The Roman Father by Thomas Babington, Lord Macaulay (1800–1859) | ||
Mark Antony, over the Body of Cæsar by William Shakespeare (1564–1616) | ||
III. The Orient | ||
The Sack of the City by Victor Hugo (1802–1885) | ||
The Slaying of Sohrab by Matthew Arnold (1822–1888) | ||
Khamsin by Clinton Scollard (1860–1932) | ||
IV. Germany | ||
The Diver by Friedrich von Schiller (1759–1805) | ||
God’s Judgment on a Wicked Bishop by Robert Southey (1774–1843) | ||
V. Italy | ||
Countess Laura by George Henry Boker (1823–1890) | ||
Othello’s Remorse by William Shakespeare (1564–1616) | ||
The Trial of Beatrice by Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792–1822) | ||
Fra Giacomo by Robert Buchanan (1841–1901) | ||
Ginevra by Samuel Rogers (1763–1855) | ||
VI. Spain | ||
Bernardo Del Carpio by Felicia Dorothea Hemans (1793–1835) | ||
VII. Switzerland | ||
The Prisoner of Chillon by Lord Byron (1788–1824) | ||
VIII. France | ||
Before Sedan by Henry Austin Dobson (1840–1921) | ||
IX. Russia | ||
Ivàn Ivànovitch by Robert Browning (1812–1889) | ||
X. Scotland | ||
A Dagger of the Mind by William Shakespeare (1564–1616) | ||
The Murder by William Shakespeare (1564–1616) | ||
The Twa Corbies—Anonymous | ||
XI. Ireland | ||
The Sack of Baltimore by Thomas Osborne Davis (1814–1845) | ||
XII. England | ||
The Rose and the Gauntlet by John Sterling (1806–1844) | ||
The Young Gray Head by Caroline Bowles Southey (1786–1854) | ||
High-Tide on the Coast of Lincolnshire by Jean Ingelow (1820–1897) | ||
Rizpah by Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809–1892) | ||
The Dream of Eugene Aram by Thomas Hood (1799–1845) | ||
In the Engine-Shed by William Wilkins (b. 1852) | ||
Revelry of the Dying by Bartholomew Dowling (1823–1863) | ||
XIII. America | ||
The Drummer-Boy’s Burial—Anonymous | ||
Ramon by Bret Harte (1836–1902) | ||
XIV. Canada | ||
At the Cedars by Duncan Campbell Scott (1862–1947) | ||
XV. The Sea | ||
The Sands o’ Dee by Charles Kingsley (1819–1875) | ||
On the Loss of the Royal George by William Cowper (1731–1800) | ||
The Three Fishers by Charles Kingsley (1819–1875) | ||
Casabianca by Felicia Dorothea Hemans (1793–1835) | ||
The Wreck of the Hesperus by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807–1882) | ||
The Second Mate by Fitz-James O’Brien (1828–1862) | ||
A Sea Story by Emily Henrietta Hickey (1845–1924) | ||
Humorous Poems | ||
I. Woman | ||
Woman—Anonymous | ||
The Women Fo’k by James Hogg (1770–1835) | ||
Of a Certaine Man by Sir John Harrington (1561–1612) | ||
Women’s Chorus by Aristophanes (c. 448–c. 388 B.C.) | ||
The Wives of Weinsberg by Gottfried Augüst Bürger (1747–1794) | ||
Sorrows of Werther by William Makepeace Thackeray (1811–1863) | ||
The Well of St. Keyne by Robert Southey (1774–1843) | ||
The Belle of the Ball by Winthrop Mackworth Praed (1802–1839) | ||
Echo and the Lover—Anonymous | ||
Echo by John Godfrey Saxe (1816–1887) | ||
“Nothing to Wear” by William Allen Butler (1825–1902) | ||
The Sea by Eva L. Ogden | ||
The Proud Miss MacBride by John Godfrey Saxe (1816–1887) | ||
On an Old Muff by Frederick Locker-Lampson (1821–1895) | ||
How Paddy Got “Under Government”—Anonymous | ||
II. Miscellaneous | ||
Saint Anthony’s Sermon to the Fishes—Anonymous | ||
King John and the Abbot of Canterbury—Anonymous | ||
Gluggity Glug by George Colman the Younger (1762–1836) | ||
I Am a Friar of Orders Gray by John O’Keeffe (1747–1833) | ||
Good Ale by John Still (1543?–1608) | ||
The Pilgrims and the Peas by John Wolcot (Peter Pindar) (1738–1819) | ||
The Vicar of Bray—Anonymous | ||
Hudibras’ Sword and Dagger by Samuel Butler (1612–1680) | ||
The Fine Old English Gentleman—Anonymous | ||
Toby Tosspot by George Colman the Younger (1762–1836) | ||
The Milkmaid by Jeffreys Taylor (1792–1853) | ||
Morning Meditations by Thomas Hood (1799–1845) | ||
Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog by Oliver Goldsmith (1730–1774) | ||
Old Grimes by Albert G. Greene (1802–1868) | ||
Elegy on Madam Blaize by Oliver Goldsmith (1730–1774) | ||
The Grave-Yard by James Russell Lowell (1819–1891) | ||
Faithless Nelly Gray by Thomas Hood (1799–1845) | ||
Faithless Sally Brown by Thomas Hood (1799–1845) | ||
Orator Puff by Thomas Moore (1779–1852) | ||
The Gouty Merchant and the Stranger by Horace Smith (1779–1849) | ||
The Diverting History of John Gilpin by William Cowper (1731–1800) | ||
Epigrams by Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772–1834) | ||
The Razor-Seller by John Wolcot (Peter Pindar) (1738–1819) | ||
Paper by Benjamin Franklin (1706–1790) | ||
Epitaph by George Canning (1770–1827) | ||
Rudolph the Headsman by Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809–1894) | ||
Song of One Eleven Years in Prison by George Canning (1770–1827) | ||
Little Billee by William Makepeace Thackeray (1811–1863) | ||
Captain Reece by William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911) | ||
The Yarn of the “Nancy Bell” by William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911) | ||
The Art of Book-Keeping by Thomas Hood (1799–1845) | ||
Address to the Toothache by Robert Burns (1759–1796) | ||
To the Terrestrial Globe by William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911) | ||
The Nose and the Eyes by William Cowper (1731–1800) | ||
The Vowels: An Enigma by Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) | ||
Alnwick Castle by Fitz-Greene Halleck (1790–1867) | ||
The Latest Decalogue by Arthur Hugh Clough (1819–1861) | ||
The New Church Organ by Will Carleton (1845–1912) | ||
Tonis ad Resto Mare by Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) | ||
The Irishman and the Lady by William Maginn (1794–1842) | ||
The Recruit by Robert William Chambers (1865–1933) | ||
Ritter Hugo by Charles Godfrey Leland (1824–1903) | ||
Hans Breitmann’s Party by Charles Godfrey Leland (1824–1903) | ||
Leedle Yawcob Strauss by Charles Follen Adams (1842–1918) | ||
Dot Long-Handled Dipper by Charles Follen Adams (1842–1918) | ||
The Jackdaw of Rheims by Richard Harris Barham (Thomas Ingoldsby) (1788–1845) | ||
American by James Russell Lowell (1819–1891) | ||
What Mr. Robinson Thinks by James Russell Lowell (1819–1891) | ||
Swell’s Soliloquy—Anonymous | ||
The Compliment by Eugene Field (1850–1895) | ||
The Nantucket Skipper by James Thomas Fields (1817–1881) | ||
The One-Hoss Shay by Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809–1894) | ||
Griggsby’s Station by James Whitcomb Riley (1849–1916) | ||
He ’d Had No Show by Sam Walter Foss (1858–1911) | ||
The Mystified Quaker in New York—Anonymous | ||
To the “Sextant” by Arabella M. Willson | ||
Jim Bludso of the Prairie Belle by John Hay (1838–1905) | ||
To the Pliocene Skull by Bret Harte (1836–1902) | ||
Little Breeches by John Hay (1838–1905) | ||
Jim by Bret Harte (1836–1902) | ||
Banty Tim by John Hay (1838–1905) | ||
Dow’s Flat by Bret Harte (1836–1902) | ||
The Society upon the Stanislaus by Bret Harte (1836–1902) | ||
Plain Language from Truthful James by Bret Harte (1836–1902) | ||
A Plantation Ditty by Frank Lebby Stanton (1857–1927) | ||
De Fust Banjo by Irwin Russell (1853–1879) | ||
Perils of Thinking—Anonymous | ||
Nebuchadnezzar by Irwin Russell (1853–1879) | ||
A Life’s Love—Anonymous | ||
Darwin by Mortimer Collins (1827–1876) | ||
Ode for a Social Meeting by Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809–1894) | ||
Hollow Hospitality by Joseph Hall (1574–1656) | ||
A Recipe—Anonymous | ||
A Recipe for Salad by Sydney Smith (1771–1845) | ||
Ode to Tobacco by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
A Farewell to Tobacco by Charles Lamb (1775–1834) | ||
Too Great a Sacrifice—Anonymous | ||
From “Love Sonnets of a Hoodlum” by Wallace Irwin (1875–1959) | ||
A Saddened Tramp—Anonymous | ||
III. Parodies: Imitations | ||
The Modern House That Jack Built—Anonymous | ||
The Friend of Humanity and the Knife-Grinder by George Canning (1770–1827) | ||
Deborah Lee by William H. Burleigh (1812–1871) | ||
The Cock and the Bull by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
The Auld Wife by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
Lovers, and a Reflection by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
Nephelidia by Algernon Charles Swinburne (1837–1909) | ||
The Arab by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
The Modern Hiawatha—Anonymous | ||
Poems Received in Response to an Advertised Call for a National Anthem by Robert Henry Newell (1836–1901) | ||
Belagcholly Days—Anonymous | ||
Sneezing by Leigh Hunt (1784–1859) | ||
To My Nose by Alfred Henry Forrester (Alfred Crowquill) (1804–1872) | ||
Lapsus Calami by James Kenneth Stephen (1859–1892) | ||
A Conservative by Charlotte Perkins Gilman (1860–1935) | ||
“Forever” by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
IV. Ingenuities: Oddities | ||
Siege of Belgrade—Anonymous | ||
My Love—Anonymous | ||
Ode to the Human Heart by Laman Blanchard (1803–1845) | ||
Metrical Feet by Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772–1834) | ||
Nocturnal Sketch by Thomas Hood (1799–1845) | ||
Railroad Rhyme by John Godfrey Saxe (1816–1887) | ||
Physics by William Whewell (1794–1866) | ||
The Collegian to His Bride—Anonymous | ||
The Lawyer’s Invocation to Spring by Henry Howard Brownell (1820–1872) | ||
The Cosmic Egg—Anonymous | ||
The Hen by Matthias Claudius (1740–1815) | ||
Ode—To the Roc by William John Courthope (1842–1917) | ||
Motherhood by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
Disaster by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
Lines Written in an Album by Willis Gaylord (1792–1844) | ||
On the Brink by Charles Stuart Calverley (1831–1884) | ||
The V-a-s-e by James Jeffrey Roche (1847–1908) | ||
Larks and Nightingales by Nathan Haskell Dole (1852–1935) | ||
Of Blue China by Andrew Lang (1844–1912) | ||
A Riddle by Catherine Fanshawe (1765–1834) | ||
A Threnody by George Thomas Lanigan (1845–1886) | ||
Lines to Miss Florence Huntington—Anonymous | ||
V. Nonsense | ||
Nonsense by Thomas Moore (1779–1852) | ||
The Purple Cow by Gelett Burgess (1866–1951) | ||
Psycholophon by Gelett Burgess (1866–1951) | ||
The Baker’s Tale by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) (1832–1898) | ||
Jabberwocky by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) (1832–1898) | ||
For a Novel of Hall Caine’s by Robert Bridges (1844–1930) |