Bliss Carman, et al., eds. The World’s Best Poetry. 1904.
Humorous Poems: II. MiscellaneousElegy on Madam Blaize
Oliver Goldsmith (17301774)G
Lament for Madam Blaize;
Who never wanted a good word—
From those who spoke her praise.
And always found her kind;
She freely lent to all the poor—
Who left a pledge behind.
With manner wondrous winning;
She never followed wicked ways—
Unless when she was sinning.
With hoop of monstrous size,
She never slumbered in her pew—
But when she shut her eyes.
By twenty beaux, or more;
The king himself has followed her—
When she has walked before.
Her hangers-on cut short all,
Her doctors found, when she was dead—
Her last disorder mortal.
For Kent Street well may say,
That, had she lived a twelvemonth more—
She had not died to-day.