William McCarty, comp. The American National Song Book. 1842.
American HistoryI
George Summers, with Hacluit to Cheapside came,
Where far in the forests not doom’d to renown,
On the river Powhattan they built the first town.
To the northernmost district came, seeking adventures;
Outdone by the bishops, those great fagot fighters,
They left them to strut with their cassocks and mitres.
The first land they saw was the pitch of Cape Cod.
Where famish’d with hunger and quaking with cold,
They plann’d the New Plymouth—so call’d from the old.
Some came to be rid of a Stuart’s direction,
Some sail’d with a view of dominion and riches,
Some to pray without book, and a few to hang witches;
Convinced long before that their own must be right,
And that all who had died in the centuries past
On the devil’s lee-shore were eternally cast.
And were awed by their priests, like the Hebrews of old;
Disclaim’d all pretensions to jesting and laughter,
And sigh’d their lives through to be happy hereafter.
They look’d towards Zion wherever they went,
Did all things in hopes of a future reward,
And worried mankind—for the sake of the Lord.
Their laws were conceived in an ill-natured strain,
With mystical meanings the saint was perplex’d,
And the flesh and the devil were slain by a text.
All folly discouraged by peevish control,
A knot on the head was the sign of no grace,
And the pope and his comrade were pictured in lace.
Were horrid to think, much less to be seen,
Their bodies were warm’d with the linings of love,
And the fire was sufficient that flash’d from above.
To say the earth moved was to merit the stake;
And he that could tell an eclipse was to be
In the college of Satan had took his degree.
The road to the meeting was only allow’d;
And those they caught rambling, on business or pleasure,
Were sent to the stocks to repent at their leisure.
Except on religion none ventured to speak—
This day was the day to examine their lives,
To clear off old scores and to preach to their wives.
’Twas only to be the oppressors they sought;
All, all but themselves were bedevil’d and blind,
And their narrow-soul’d creed was to serve all mankind.
They neither consider’d nor wanted to know,
And call’d it a dog-house wherein they were pent,
Unworthy themselves and their mighty descent.
There must be that whimsical creature call’d man,
Far short of the rank he affects to obtain,
Yet a link in its place in creation’s vast chain.
Can never be lasting, though seemingly join’d;
The hive swarm’d at length, and a tribe that was teased
Set out for Rhode Island, to think as they pleased.
While others went off in the forests to roam,
When they found they had miss’d what they look’d for at first,
The downfall of sin and the reign of the just.
And the old dons were vex’d in the way they had shown:
So those that are held in the workhouse all night
Throw dirt, the next day, at the doors, out of spite.
(Ye modern admirers of novels and plays,)
When nothing was suffer’d but musty dull rules,
And nonsense from Mather, and stuff from the schools.
Susannah and Judith employ’d the bright eye—
No fine spun adventures tormented the breast,
Like our modern Clarissa, Tom Jones, and the rest.
(And trust me, no other than suited themselves,)
For always by this may a bigot be known,
He speaks well of nothing but what is his own.
The Quakers arrived with their kingdom of peace—
But some were transported, and some bore the lash,
And four they hanged fairly for preaching up trash.
Were famous, ere that, for producing of wheat;
But the soil (or tradition says strangely amiss)
Has been pester’d with pumpkins from that day to this.