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Padraic Colum (1881–1972). Anthology of Irish Verse. 1922.

By Jonathan Swift

96. On Himself

ON RAINY days alone I dine

Upon a chick and pint of wine.

On rainy days I dine alone

And pick my chicken to the bone;

But this my servants much enrages,

No scraps remain to save board-wages.

In weather fine I nothing spend,

But often spunge upon a friend;

Yet, where he’s not so rich as I,

I pay my club, and so good-bye.