C.D. Warner, et al., comp.
The Library of the World’s Best Literature. An Anthology in Thirty Volumes. 1917.
Joseph Viktor von Scheffel (18261886)
Old Assyrian
I
A man drank day by day,
Till, stiff as any broom-handle,
Upon the floor he lay.
The landlord said, “I say,
He’s drinking of my date-juice wine
Much more than he can pay!”
The waiters brought the bill,
In arrow-heads on six broad tiles,
To him who thus did swill.
The guest cried out, “O woe!
I spent in the Lamb at Nineveh
My money long ago!”
The clock struck half-past four,
When the Nubian porter he did pitch
The stranger from the door.
No prophet hath renown;
And he who there would drink in peace
Must pay the money down.